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I give up trying to explain what this blog even is. I hope it's at all entertaining.


arhizomaticghost:

And so what, it’s hot in Texas 
And worse in Arizona. 
I know. I’m banged up.

In truth, December destroyed me. 
January crushed me. 
By February, I was not myself. 
March rolled in like beatings and rolled out like a bear hug. 
In April I stared out the window for a fucking month. 
I don’t want October. 
I don’t want November. 
I don’t want to feel those crippling blows 
that I can’t explain to myself, my friends or you 
so I soften them with hours of Nintendo.

Please give me Caye Caulker, my feet in the water, 
someone who doesn’t yawn when I go on 
and I’ll be thinking of her long after the summer. 
Long after the crowd is bored and talking shit and moved away and everybody’s gone 
so the winter never kills me. 
Winter won’t kill me.

— 8 minutes ago with 2 notes
"nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already."
— 9 minutes ago with 366376 notes
"So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."
— 43 minutes ago with 218195 notes

rocknrollercoaster:

You beg and plead, but no one here can save you.
Why would they try when they can’t quite save themselves?

(via lipstick-terrorist)

— 9 hours ago with 927 notes

violamaniac:

fromkathywithlove:

lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

One fire pit to rule them all.

Burns, burns, burns, in the ring of fire

(Source: sp0oky-box-forts, via lipstick-terrorist)

— 9 hours ago with 82986 notes
grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

(via itsapipebombjobriath)

— 11 hours ago with 8020 notes
theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it

theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it

(Source: huotogyararii, via pottyparty)

— 11 hours ago with 192363 notes

cracked:

alexanderpette:

cracked:

bankshot:

cracked:

thisdanobrien:

Cracked was challenged to put ice water on our heads in support of ALS. We have in turned challenged our good buddies/enemies for life CollegeHumor. This was the second time Soren and I covered ourselves in ice water together. The first time was for a different thing.

The first time remains a closely guarded secret and you’ll never get the details out of us.

Now here’s a GIF of thisdanobrien's WWE-worthy finish:

cracked

you’re all dorks and I love it

Thanks love you too

— 11 hours ago with 694 notes